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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Bought these and 2 other pairs of shorts on BJJHQ and all of them were too small; and I skip leg day…buy 3 sizes up if you want them to fit.

10/5/2024 8:09:38 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Bought all 50. Not trying match anyone my gym.

11/9/2023 11:01:53 PM

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"SPORTS" T-Shirts 2-PACK by BJJHQ

“Made a mistake” /s

8/31/2023 11:27:29 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Thank goodness its sold out. Was totally about to drop my kids diaper money on this thing.

5/14/2023 11:08:15 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

If anyone is on the fenfe between “smooth” or “tatami”, go “tatami” if you have limited space and dont see yourself doing takedowns. I have the smooth for a 10x10 area and its a fuckin slip’n’slide for NoGi.

3/19/2023 11:14:35 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Deal #1: Armbar Suds: BJJ specific grappling lube

11/25/2022 11:02:49 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Aint buying NO’MO shorts from bjjhq!

8/5/2022 12:12:09 AM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Military Green

How do these size? Kitsue and scramble shorts were no bueno if you had normal, non-atrophied legs.

3/8/2022 11:02:05 PM

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Nine Lives Chapter 9 - Kitsune - BJJ Gi

Does this come sleeveless?

9/13/2020 11:12:56 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Do i qualify for the roll of mat tape if i bought one on a previous deal and another today?!

8/12/2020 12:38:04 AM

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Sapien "Duo" Hybrid Shorts

I have these shorts. Prefer them over my 93 brand god shorts

4/1/2019 1:52:59 PM

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Hyperfly Essential Track Suit - Navy

Will this make my jiu jitsu better? Asking for a friend.

11/14/2018 11:12:40 PM

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Raven "Cthulhu" Rashguard

Deciding whether or not to get this so that the upper belts will have something to look at as they take my back.

6/19/2018 5:08:28 PM

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93brand "M93" Rash Guard

Am i the only one that thinks that the mismatch between the 9 and 3 looks like a botched photoshop job.

6/15/2018 5:04:14 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

I'm still convinced these soaps are glycerin tea tree essential oils other desired scent. Those ingredients and a microwave would make these at a far cheaper cost.

2/27/2018 3:16:10 AM

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Tatami Estilo LEVE Gi - Black

you and me both, buddy

12/1/2017 11:19:32 PM

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93brand SS2 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Navy

Do it!

12/8/2017 10:20:20 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Glycerin soap base, tea tree essential oils, other scent such as coconut oil. Melt the glycerin in a microwave, add the tea tree oil and other oils, pour into a mold. I've made this stuff with hemp oil soap base as well. Everything cost me about 20 bucks from Amazon and I've got twice to three times as much as you would get here.

2/27/2018 11:43:44 AM

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93brand "No Flash" Jiu Jitsu Tee

Welcome to bjjhq

4/30/2018 11:16:36 PM

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Vital "Gunshin" Jiu Jitsu Gi by Muaewear - Black

Are you my new dad?

6/16/2018 7:44:47 PM

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Hyperfly Remix Gi

Ill spot youz.

6/28/2018 12:21:39 AM

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Freya BJJ Gi by Rios Gear

Just got mine today in washington

6/30/2018 5:01:56 PM

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Freya BJJ Gi by Rios Gear

Nvm, ignore my last comment :)

6/30/2018 5:02:43 PM

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Hyperfly Pro Gear Bag

Yes

7/18/2018 11:32:42 PM

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93brand SS2 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Navy

Congrats... now youre obligated to buy today’s deal!!

7/27/2018 11:09:40 PM

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Hyperfly Bucket Rucksack

How do you think we get such good deals? You’ve subsidized other peoples order who actually get fulfilled. You just got unlucky this time around. Sorry m8

9/13/2018 12:22:32 AM

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Tatami Destroyer Mech BJJ Gi

Usually significant when its cold out

1/5/2019 9:00:36 PM

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93brand "S5" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Lol my thoughts exactly. Almost pulled the trigger but told myself if they had my size in the last hour, i would buy it. No more A2s. Ty bjjhq for selling out and saving me 100 bucks

3/19/2019 2:20:45 PM

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Scramble Athlete 3.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White

Id rather give you Staph instead

3/22/2019 11:08:27 PM

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Kitsune MK1 S/S Rashguard

Fuck you, Mark! Im getting it!

12/25/2019 11:23:25 PM

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Tatami Autograph Joggers - Burgundy

Just shower less

1/22/2020 5:40:21 PM

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Tatami Omega Backpack

Okay, Oscar from tatami

5/16/2020 1:58:22 AM

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Phalanx "Winter Soldier" Short Sleeve Rashguard

They said in a few weeks

5/20/2020 2:18:34 PM

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93brand "SHG" V2 Backpack

No sir

6/28/2020 11:06:30 PM

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29 Niku Sankaku Rashguard

Yesterday...just missed ‘em. Sorry

7/29/2020 7:20:08 PM

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93brand Graffiti Spats

Why not both?! Its only money!

10/16/2020 11:03:09 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Order yourself some mat tape from amazon. I emailed bjjhq when i ordered a second mat and got no mat tape.

12/15/2020 2:49:56 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

Agreed with sammy. I have a bunch of 93brand undies in M. This specific release runs right. Go up a size

5/12/2021 11:18:50 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" - Classic Blue

We like to tell ourselves that nice cars, big muscles, and badass Gi’s are for the girls....but deep down, we really know its for the boys.

5/28/2021 6:21:03 PM

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93brand PALM Spats

How tf do you guys get here so quick with the memes....its only 1min past the hour.

6/2/2021 11:01:54 PM

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Kitsune "Dawn" Jiu Jitsu Gi

What are your stats?

7/3/2021 11:32:17 PM

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Scramble Tigre Shorts

Same. Im more of a full latex suit kinda guy

12/30/2021 11:03:29 PM

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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack

Agreed. Anyone attest to if it can fit a gi water bottle?

3/25/2022 11:33:50 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

@BJJHQ

Not true. Not thick enough, it will tear. Too thick, it will tear…..just different context.

4/14/2022 4:13:31 PM

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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

Except you. You go straight to turtle

6/15/2022 11:16:08 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

Mhmmmmm

8/13/2022 11:09:01 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Someone is clearly going against their mothers wishes

9/26/2022 11:38:38 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Tatami. I have two of these in the smooth version…way too fucking smooth. Like a slip’n’slide.

1/22/2023 11:43:29 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Bought one….looks like my kid is gonna have to reuse his diapers.

5/14/2023 11:55:02 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Yup. Got mine for $205 like twp years ago

6/1/2023 1:41:54 AM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

Also have the grey. It CAN fit an A2, however its too snug for my liking. Use this exclusively as my no-gi bag.

8/9/2023 11:26:28 PM

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Kitsune "Heroes" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue Edition

Have you tried to “just stand up”?

2/20/2024 11:12:08 PM

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Aesthetic "Clutch" 2-Layer Shorts - Alpine Camo

These run SUPER small….just like every orher pair of shorts on this site. Ive been bamboozled three times

11/8/2024 1:40:26 AM

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